obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via casaboobcas)

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via kyxe)

stupih:

I hate when I’m playing Super Smash Bros and the crowd starts cheering for me but then I immediately die I feel like I’m letting down so many people

(via myass420)